problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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