is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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