I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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