What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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