yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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