This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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