Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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