I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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