She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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