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He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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