I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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