I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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