I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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