Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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