so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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