How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
How does it feel to date your dad?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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