I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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