what if I'm pregnant?
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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