Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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