Dual....:-)
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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