Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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