My brain says no but my pants say off.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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