Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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