3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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