Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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