just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
