Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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