he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
