you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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