paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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