bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
