What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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