ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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