sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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