I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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