waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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