Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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