Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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