it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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