Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
We need to rekindle our bromance
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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