So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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