Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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