We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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