have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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