what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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