OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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