we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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