lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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