He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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