how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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